Religious Fallacies

So i've been thinking how many religious fallacies have you heard, that makes you so mad you can crap a Giant golden pine cone and not feel the pain. For ex-sample (heeh) "If you don't know God probably doesn't want you too know!" I mean really do you accually think god doesn't want you too understand anything, too just accept everything without question or the "trial" prayer how about you go discover life's wonders on your own. I hate taking things for granted especially the one gift god gave and many take for granted; the ability for reason! Next fallacy that cooks my turkey, "If you pray over your food you will never get sick cause god protects you!" I have been the wonderfull recent recipient of this by not more than a month ago - I didn't eat the food - i couldnt bring myself too. who honestly can believe that just because you said a prayer over food that has been rotting in your fridge for more than two months that god will protect you ( personally if i was god i'd make sure you got sick just so you would learn your lessen too take care of your body) ok i'm done venting.......... for now!

why

why do women have too rub everything in," like mmmmm this foood is good!" while your busy they just think its awesome why!!!! and then too make matter worse they gotta rub it in. You gonna eat yet, your not paying attention to me! why!! i get sick of it, please tell me why! Is it a desperate cry for attention or do they gotta rub it in for fun?